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30

Jul

In The Shower

me:
okay let's take a quick shower
me:
I wonder whats in this shampoo
me:
the fuck is ammonium xylenesulfonate
me:
how do you pronounce this shit
me:
DIANAAAAAA LET ME BE THE ONE TO LIGHT A FIRE INSIDE THOSE EYES
me:
you are blessed to hear my beautiful voice, mother, don't tell me to shut up
me:
why the fuck would I repeat this shampoo is it won't work the first time
me:
whos hotter loki or tom hiddleston
me:
I wonder where my gameboy is
me:
FUCK I NEVER FINISHED POKEMON RUBY WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUBRAMINE THING
me:
all my favorote people couldve showered in this water
me:
EHEHEHEHEHEHE
me:
WERE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LOKI
me:
have I used my shampoo
me:
ill just use it
me:
fuCK I REPEATED
me:
god damn it herbal essences youre good
me:
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN ITS JUST BENEATH THE. SKIN I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
me:
who in the hELL IS CALLING MY PHONE
me:
time to use acne wash
me:
SHIT MY FACE IS BURNING
me:
MY FACE IS ON FIRRRREEEEEEEE
me:
hold on let me imagine if I was my oc
me:
WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WHADDUP I GOT A PET ROCK
me:
one direction is hot
me:
damn it I still have my watch on FUCK
me:
I say fuck a lot
me:
ive been in for forty minutes
me:
was is that
me:
shIT ITS A SPIDER
me:
NOTHING TO DO HERE IM OUT
me:
me:
me:
me:
wheres my towel

28

Jul

fourorfivemovements:

Waiting for the Crimson Peak  teaser to show up…

27

Jul

musicismylife120191:

I desperately want to see that teaser trailer for Crimson Peak.

07

Jul

mercutio:
i can see what's happening
benvolio:
what?
mercutio:
and they don't have a clue!
benvolio:
stop
mercutio:
they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio:
people are dying
kingloptr:

tamahi88:

copperbadge:

elliphantidelli:

"kneel"
something i drew for a banner competition :) 

POCAHONTAS AS CAP THO

Why not? She’s an original American

THATS WHY WE’RE EXCITED BC THEY GOT IT RIGHT

kingloptr:

tamahi88:

copperbadge:

elliphantidelli:

"kneel"

something i drew for a banner competition :) 

POCAHONTAS AS CAP THO

Why not? She’s an original American

THATS WHY WE’RE EXCITED BC THEY GOT IT RIGHT

29

Jun

princesskittysunshine:

much better than twilight

princesskittysunshine:

much better than twilight

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

15

Jun

Denver Comic Con!!!

07

Jun

darker—dearie:

Robert Carlyle & Tom Hiddleston - Tribute

03

Jun

a-twins:

Captain America and Winter Soldier/Bucky cosplay.

Captain America by Alexandra a.k.a. Daisy, Winter Soldier/Bucky by Evgenia a.k.a. mercury. (A-Twins a.k.a. близняхи)
Photo by awesome Jiyouh: http://jiyouh.tumblr.com/
Assistant - Vasya Vzdroihev: http://vasyavzdroihev.tumblr.com/

02

Jun